M5 Asshole just tried to exit the parking garage through the entrance door

Kinja'd!!! "TheOnelectronic" (theoneelectronic)
10/12/2013 at 21:42 • Filed to: None

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Unfortunately, an equally entitled E63 AMG driver was trying to get into said garage. This led to a battle of horn honks and engine revs. The M5 won on volume, but the Merc won on not sounding like a broken-down Civic.

Backstory: E60 M5's sound great, unless you put what is a masterfully shitty exhaust on them. This guy was a target of ridicule that became an irritation when I realized that his car is so loud that I can hear him from three blocks away from inside my room. There have been quieter helicopter fly-bys. (Did I mention I'm across the street from a medical rehab place? They have had to medevac people from the roof once or twice in the two years I've been here. Or at least I assume, since I'm not sure why else you land a helicopter on a building.)

This would be okay, except that everything about the guy literally screams "LOOK AT ME AND MY MONEY", right down to the large FMIC that I am fairly sure isn't connected to anything.

In case you're rooting for Mr. E63, that car doubles as a storage facility. He cannot see out the back window for all the shit crammed in there.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 21:44

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And there goes the fifth fire engine of the night.

God damn freshmen...


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 21:47

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AMG, AMG, AMG!


Kinja'd!!! 190e30-Now with COSWORTH > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 21:48

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...Where do you live?


Kinja'd!!! Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 21:48

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When douchebags like this fight, there are no winners. We as a society all lose.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him
10/12/2013 at 21:52

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Oh, I don't know. I get amusement out of the deal.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > 190e30-Now with COSWORTH
10/12/2013 at 21:54

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Champaign, IL. College town with a LOT of elite Chinese students. If their families have enough cash to send them here, they pretty much get the pick of the litter in terms of cars. We've got a few GTRs, an RS5, a 1M Coupe, 3 Gran Turismos, an X6M, more Evoques, Panameras, Cayennes, and A7's than you can shake a stick at, and then the usual gaggle of Vanila mercs, audis, and Bimmers.

And none of them have a fucking clue how to drive them. Not really their fault, but it's obnoxious.


Kinja'd!!! Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 21:56

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I'm sure it was a sight to behold. Grown men behaving like children is always entertaining.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 21:59

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There go fire engines six, seven, and eight of the night.

Ah, college.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 22:00

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LOL. I thought this was a joke when I read "Unfortunately, an equally entitled E63 AMG driver was trying to get into said garage.". It sounded like one of those "a priest, rabbi and imam walk into a bar" jokes. Just so unlikely that the M5 would be pulling the stunt right as the E63 tries to get in.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Manuél Ferrari
10/12/2013 at 22:36

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Welcome to the land where "just keep going" is a valid solution for "there is a person in my way."

I don't mean they push you out of the way. I mean they run into you and then just keep walking. I don't even.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 22:59

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If only you knew someone in the government who could doctor registration records for you. Then you could profit from it. Buy used cars, add bodykits, change exhaust, change badge and sell to rich 18 year old exchange student. Any non-gearheads who were buying for status wouldn't know the difference.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Manuél Ferrari
10/12/2013 at 23:00

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Unfortunately, I'm pretty late to that party.

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > TheOnelectronic
10/12/2013 at 23:03

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LOL

Just seeing that front end gives me chills. And I'm a bimmer fan. I hate the front of this car even more than the rear. It's just so droopy.


Kinja'd!!! JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him
10/12/2013 at 23:54

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Society is our loss :)

But yeah, I agree. Even picturing these scenarios is amusing.


Kinja'd!!! ataraxia > TheOnelectronic
11/06/2013 at 11:00

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...and then the entitled assholes move to Naperville.